You REALLY, REALLY cannot script this shit.

The fact that DJT and Elongated Muskrat are having a HIGHLY PUBLICIZED breakup during Pride and Gemini szn is not lost on me. The fact that DJT is a June Gemini is also not lost on me. But you know who else is ALSO a June Gemini and this fact makes this 10x funnier? DJT’s foe Kendrick Lamar. -Allēna