Month: January 2025
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Damnit, Jim, I’m a Linguist, Not a Functional Person!
So I had a dream last night that a very hot man who was originally from New Zealand spoke to me in his native accent and it sort of broke my brainhole. I crafted this Commemorative Shitpost to celebrate it. Poor sexy Kiwi man in my dream. If you’re out there, you ruptured me. I’m…
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One (1) dumbass, delivered.
A self portrait. Can I draw hands? The jury is out. Anyway, it’s me. -Lazarus ✨🪕🤣
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Can you contact me in a timely manner? Sources say no.
The above post is silly but 100% accurate. I’m known for forgetting apps exist, and audible notifications literally jumpscare me. Your best hope to reach me in a timely manner is to astral project into my dreams. 🤣 My partners can confirm that. -Allēna
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In reference to my previous post:
Cops probably have shit taste in music. Just like the rest of their shit life decisions. -Allēna
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Group Chat Tomfuckery With Emerson
So I sent the group chat I have with Emerson and Zelda this interaction I had had in a witchy Facebook group. This is how it went down. I’m nicknamed Yakul in the chat, Emerson is responding here, but not labeled. Why are we like this?? 🤣 -Allēna
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This appeared to me in a vision.
And to make it even funnier, I said it to Sheik, who immediately asked me if I was a potato. When I asked her why, she said she would smash me. How is that woman so damn smooth?! -Allēna