Month: March 2025
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Presenting the finest spoof ad I’ve ever made:
RIP Steve Jobs. This design Advertising?? poking fun at?? object impermanence is for you. -Allēna #ActuallyADHD #apple #spoof #shitposting #actuallyautistic #actuallyAudhd #NEISvoid #objectimpermanence #iforgot #graphicdesign #neurodivergence
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I sortaaaa forgot what life was a few days back and gave Opensorceryy.co a redesign, but I realized I never posted the actual art piece that is the site background!
Enjooooyyyyy. ✨ -Allēna #digitalart #abstract #psychedelic #synesthesia #feral #queerjoy #queerart
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WHAT.
DOECHII SAMPLED GOTYE’S HIT “SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW” ON HER SONG “ANXIETY” WHICH IN TURN SAMPLES LUIS BONFÁ’S SONG “SEVILLE”, AMONG OTHERS. I LOVE SAMPLING AND MUSIC SO MUCH 💛💛💛 I’M HAPPY WARBLING. -Allēna #doechii #gotye #sampling
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Kidney stone audition.
The ER gave me a very fine parting gift of this weird sieve thing so I can catch any kidney stones that may come out of me. I asked the attending doctor if I could keep it. He told me no, unfortunately 😭😭 We already have one (1) candidate 🤣. Yay. -Allēna #NEISvoid
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Figured out wtf was going on.
KIDNEY STONE!!! YAYYYY (sarcasm) Now can we please go home now?! I need to smoke and I’m about to lose my shit from pain combined with withdrawals combined with boredom. -Allēna #NEISvoid #eepy #kidneystone #emergencyroom #tired #boredom
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ER UPDATE:
Well, it is NOT an ovarian cyst on the LEFT side. Ultrasound found a small one on the right, but that appears to be relatively normal and causing no issues at the moment. About to go back for a CT scan to investigate cause of pain further. -Allēna #NEISvoid #eepy #ER #sotired
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… Hoptal.
The potential ovarian cyst thing has gotten bad enough that it’s an ER trip for yours truly… And by “bad” , I mean I’ve only made a grand total of one (1) joke since getting here, and we’re normally full of jokes… #NEISvoid #emergencyroom #spoonie #delirium -Allēna
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A party game idea for y’all in case you need some levity in this hellscape, straight from my painsomnia brain.
Presenting, Shitlibs. -Allēna #partygame #UsPol #shitposting #meme #NEISvoid #insomnia #levity #roast
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I am not having a Gossip Girl marathon, but rather something arguably better at times.
Glee. And fuck, is this such a shitshow. 🤣 I love this trashfire so fucking much. -Allēna #glee #ryanmurphy #shitshow #trashfire #queerjoy
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I’ve been spirited away to Emerson’s for the weekend because I’m sick and the furnace is out at Zelda’s place.
Let the shitposting begin continue!!! -Allēna