Open Sorcery

Tag: Humor

  • Doom Guy created this glorious edit of a gender meme.

    If this isn’t us coming out as plural, unclockable multigender fucks, I don’t know what is.

    Image description: text on the upper left panel reads “I wish I was’t”, followed by an image of a skull with an abnormally small sized brain inside of it on the right side.

    The next text panel down on the left reads “I can just”, followed by an image of a human head with a brain with neurons firing on the right side.

    The second to last text panel panel down on the left reads “I always was [redacted]”, followed by an image of a human head with a glowing brain inside of it.

    The final text panel on the bottom left of the image reads “destroy capitalism”, followed by an image of a human head with a brain inside of it emitting rays of light on the bottom right. (end description)

    -Allēna

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  • Big light? More like big act of aggression 😭

    This is how it feels to have someone walk into my room and turn on the big light without warning. It’s torture. It’s evil. How dare you. Jail for the criminal. Jail for the criminal for one thousand years.

    -Allēna

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  • My last three (3) braincells attempting to decide what I’m doing today.

    One of them is autism, one of them is ADHD, and the other is the desire to not do anything productive at all. I think the dogs that are fighting are autism and ADHD, and the woman screaming is my desire to not do anything productive at all. The woman just wants to sit and watch more trash TV until some form of inspiration hits, and then she’ll do something. Except there are two huge dogs going goblin mode in front of her 😭

    This is my current mood. I’ve been resting a lot because my guts still hurt off and on, and honestly watching TV that I like is helping my brain rest and get more inspiration for my writing in the long term. Plus, as Laz has said before, it’s nice to be able to be a fan of things again. It’s been years since we’ve been able to do that.

    Aside from this post and talking to people, will I get anything else productive done? I’m not sure. But I’ll do my best if I’m so inspired.

    -Allēna

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  • How artblock feels in a single image:

    The sheer DISTRESS on this man’s face says it all.

    -Allēna

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  • My tiny cat has BETRAYED ME.

    A shitty photo of the perpetrator herself and me from earlier this morning.

    I am on the couch tonight because Zelda is crashing at Emerson‘s and my place and there’s no room in the bed, and tiny girl was keeping my spot warm. You’d think this was good, right? Wrong.

    This utter baby farts like an ADULT CLYDESDALE.

    I love this cat but JESUS HENRY CHRIST. My couch? Half ruined. My dreams? Probably gonna be nightmares. This absolute baby love farts like an adult HUMAN MAN. Her farts should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention as some form of inhumane biochemical warfare.

    I wish I were kidding. Her farts need to be studied for science because they’re worse than Emerson’s and mine COMBINED.

    Sheeeesh.

    I’m going to attempt to sleep if I’m not faced with more cruel and unusual cat punishment…

    -Allēna