Author: Ashley Halliwell
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Regarding my previous post:
I’m aware that there is a typo there. However, I feel that the typo more accurately conveys the Sue Sylvester vibe 🤣 -Allēna #glee #ryanmurphy #typo
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Traded a PDF copy of my poetry collection Singing Molten Gold in the Morning for this super cool d20 potion with the fine proprietor of a business called Arbiter’s Apothecary.
This was perhaps the strangest art trade I’ve ever made in my life, but the most badass one, as well. -Allēna #potion
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Facebook marketplace seller: [takes massive bong rip] I’m selling a uhhhhhhhh
[looks at smudged writing on hand] harps accord for the low, low price of 65 US smackers… Me: honey, I don’t know what this is, I don’t think it’s a “harps accord”, but I want it. -Allēna
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I think my bored genius cat is up to no good. Taken approximately two minutes before she knocked an undetermined object to the ground and ran away…
-Allēna #tuxie #prettykitty #evilgenius #cats
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AS OF TODAY, RICK ROLLING IS A LEGAL ADULT IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
🤣🤣 HALLELUJAH. -Allēna #rickroll #meme
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Been watching the 1995 Pride and Prejudice BBC miniseries because I need some distraction.
I’ve been cracking up for hours because I’m convinced several characters in here are neurodivergent, especially Mr Darcy, who’s the walking personification of this meme format. -Allēna
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This is how every fuckup feels in my brain when my anxiety is bad enough.
Working on the anxiety, lol. -Allēna
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Out of context potent quotable by yours truly:
“You may take your weedclouds, but you will NEVER take our trousers!” -Allēna