Hello all, my name is Sheik, I use she/her pronouns, and I have the absolute honor of getting to post here in Open Sorcery. I’ve created the first of potentially many shitposts, and I hope that you all get as much enjoyment out of it as I did.

After an exceedingly chaotic rager of a party, the super admins decided that it was necessary to hold others accountable for the many escapades they undertook. However, due to the nonchalant attitude many in the community took, they decided a little public humiliation would go a long way. 

Thus, a billboard was established, and someone was assigned to updating it each morning with the crimes and follies that had been committed within the past 24 hours. Unfortunately, the billboard appeared to have the opposite effect, with many competing to see what the most ridiculous thing could be on the board. As the days progressed, so did the crimes in magnitude, multitude, and monstrosity.

Day One

Kalla: Please, we need you to consider that there are those of us among us who have food allergies. The constant barrage of “Deez nuts” jokes has resulted in some developing psychosomatic symptoms and needs to cease immediately. 

River: We are not planning a seafood buffet. Please stop releasing your crabs into the general public, many are not as comfortable being pinched and are not willing to go into hand to hand combat for their dinner. 

Hannibal: While we are understanding of the fact that you have changed your name, we cannot in good conscience approve of you fighting those who insist on making puns involving your previous pseudonym. Even if they ask you to stop “Wall-uping them” as you beat the shit out of them.