Category: Allēna’s Posts
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Working on my summer brain. It’s just like my normal brain, just with more bruises in it.
Two days and some change after the seizure and it feels like my brain has a bruise across the front of it. I don’t know if I smacked my head while seizing or what. I just know that I’m very eepy still and very out of it. Thinking is hard 😴😴😴 -Allēna #NEISvoid #seizure #eepy…
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One full day post seizure and I feel like my brainhole is made of swirly raspberry ice cream….
-Allēna #seizure #postictal #strokesurvivor #recovery #medicaldiary #whatamievendoing
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I stand corrected in the best way.
WAIT NO MY BLOG POSTING STREAK IS STILL ALIVE, I’M UP TO 180 DAYS AHAHAHAHA -Allēna
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RIP blog streak, but at least the site is back up.
Got my blog back up and running, but I might have lost my 170+ day posting streak according to the Jetpack app 😭😭 RIP streak… You were a real one… -Allēna
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My favorite limerick of all time:
The poodle is getting quite hairy/in a few days she’ll be quite scary/she needs to be shaved/and better behave/or we’ll tie her to the hackberry. Written by my dad (1968-2016). -Allēna
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I’ve seen too much bullshit entirely by accident to not want to leave my den of blankets UNLESS there’s very good reason to, like a very large subwoofer or a tasty dinner.
If there is anything the past half decade has taught me it’s that I would much rather be Over Here. Will I end up being Over Here due to boredom, curiosity, sheer God tier rizz, etc.? Probably not… -Allēna
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To all BBQ joints in the Midwest:
Have you considered hiring a crazy Texan Aquarius who absolutely loves fire to smoke your meats? Your establishment and/or the Aquarius might not survive and you might have to keep 91 on speed dial, BUT your meats will become IMMACULATE in the interim…. -Allēna