Category: Allēna’s Posts

OMFG THEY WENT THERE, IF THIS IS REAL. EVEN IF IT ISN’T IT’S STILL FUNNY AS HELL. -Allēna

I have zero braincells, wheeee. I am eepy. -Allēna

How fitting it is that I just had to unclog a toilet full of shit on DESPOTUS Bullshiter McGee’s unfortunate day of womb evacuation. Because yeah. I don’t think I need to be the one to tell you why they’re similar, lol. -Allēna

This poem was wedged in my brainhole for half the night, so I did a TTRPG round about it. Enjoy some fire 🔥🔥🔥 -Allēna

A cop horse shat during the Milwaukee Pride parade today at the intersection of 2nd and National, thereby creating the greatest piece of anti-cop protest art I’ve ever seen in my entire life. That blessed Clydesdale said ACAB. -Allēna

I rediscovered this cover of “Whip It” originally by Devo but redone by Brazilian Girls that I first heard in 2017 and I still love it as much as the day I first heard it. Gods, what an earworm. -Allēna

Stayed up far too late watching Sailor Moon and being worried about Véra beany who may be having some kind of allergic reaction – I’ve been doing research there and my spouse and I have been attempting to remove possible triggers – so now it’s time to take on today after sleeping for 7hrs .. -Allēna

The fact that DJT and Elongated Muskrat are having a HIGHLY PUBLICIZED breakup during Pride and Gemini szn is not lost on me. The fact that DJT is a June Gemini is also not lost on me. But you know who else is ALSO a June Gemini and this fact makes this 10x funnier? DJT’s foe Kendrick Lamar. -Allēna