Category: Allēna’s Posts
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Today’s blogging prompt is asking if I’m patriotic.
No. No the fuck I’m not patriotic. Who in their right mind would be?! I do enjoy the Fourth of July celebrations, though, but that’s because it’s the only socially acceptable day to eat, swim, and blow shit up. Not because patriotism?! -Allēna
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I’ve been seeing a lot of shit that, to me, as a former history tutor and devoted student of the subject, indicates how fucked shit is getting in the US.
We’re now at the point where people are sharing quotes by Thomas Paine. Lovely. #USpolitics -Allēna
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Me, at nearly 2:30 AM, wiggling and humming the guitar line from “Fortunate Son” :
🎶Get your shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots. Get your shongles shit today🎶 Me: TROPICAL BLUE TASTES LIKE POOP. IT ALWAYS TASTES LIKE P-P-P-POOP [hardest imaginary bass drop ever recorded] -Allēna
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Lazarus scares me sometimes.
Why? My motherfucking headmate got a nasty feeling Mt. Spurr in Alaska was gonna erupt after seeing it on the USGS list of volcanoes with elevated activity a few weeks ago. Spurr now has “50/50” odds of erupting, according to scientists.. #tbi #didsystem -Allēna
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Guess who’s been asleep for most of this afternoon!
If you guessed this bitch, you win a prize. The prize is the knowledge that I’m feeling uneasy. No idea why. Yes??? Is yes a good answer?? #NEISvoid #chronicfatigue -Allēna
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I find it hilarious that Open Vibe has a prompt when I go to post that says “your thoughts?”
Bitch, what makes you think I’ve had a coherent thought locked and loaded since 2010?! This is all improv, baby. -Allēna
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Will everything I post for the foreseeable future have typos?
[I shake the magic 8 ball in my brain] Magic 8 ball, being a contrarian bitch: stcrdsuhuijfddssAAAAAAeerfh try again later…?!? Me: fine. Keep your secrets. [I send the post. It’s all typos] #NEISvoid #chronicfatigue -Allēna