Category: Lazarus’ Posts
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Dear Internet Diary,
I need a shower but my damn brain is not letting me do it. Instead, it is insisting that I do every damn thing else and taking me on infinite side quests. Help. Sincerely, -Lazarus
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I’ve crafted a new profile photo for the Zelda System.
The world is a bathroom, therefore y’all deserve the gift of their new photo, as well. His name is Tom Chongadil. He’s a desert rain frog. He is an all power war god who is angry at all actions. Hear him roar. I’ll be taking suggestions if any of y’all want me to curse your…
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Damnit, Jim, I’m a Linguist, Not a Functional Person!
So I had a dream last night that a very hot man who was originally from New Zealand spoke to me in his native accent and it sort of broke my brainhole. I crafted this Commemorative Shitpost to celebrate it. Poor sexy Kiwi man in my dream. If you’re out there, you ruptured me. I’m…
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One (1) dumbass, delivered.
A self portrait. Can I draw hands? The jury is out. Anyway, it’s me. -Lazarus ✨🪕🤣
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Have a Creature I painted!
Have a Creature I painted! This Batshit Creature comes from a question the Zelda System asked me – “if you could design a stuffed animal based off of yourself, what would it look like?” He’s based off of an endangered species in New Zealand known as the tuatara, has three eyes, and is definitely missing…
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Are you even a timeblind artist until you’ve painted several neon melting clocks?
I’m kidding. But I do paint melting clocks on occasion. Like this one. Hehehe….