He’s the system’s original host, and is known for showing up, giving Zero Fucks, Saying Very Cryptic Things, and then disappearing again.
What a fucking guy.
-Lazarus
Category: Lazarus’ Posts
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Moonie Child may be a small calico baby, but her behavior is proof that orange cat behavior and calico behavior are sometimes one and the same.
I can dangle this tiny girl practically upside down and she’s totally okay with it! What a sweet nugget.
-Lazarus
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It is Void o Clock.
When the ancient void kitty needs cuddles, it’s time for photos, I suppose.
He’s such a good baby.
-Lazarus
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HE’S JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL 🤣🤣🤣
One of my crushes sent me this and it basically hit me in the damn soul and I started crying laughing and had to share it here.
If I don’t know you or trust you, I would rather do ANYTHING ELSE than acknowledge that you’ve just flirted with me, but believe me, I know, and believe me, I’m Fucking Panicking. Often for YEARS. OOOPS 🤣
I do really like this guy, though…
-Lazarus
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Dear Internet Diary,
I need a shower but my damn brain is not letting me do it. Instead, it is insisting that I do every damn thing else and taking me on infinite side quests.
Help.
Sincerely,
-Lazarus
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I’ve crafted a new profile photo for the Zelda System.
The world is a bathroom, therefore y’all deserve the gift of their new photo, as well. His name is Tom Chongadil. He’s a desert rain frog. He is an all power war god who is angry at all actions.
Hear him roar.
I’ll be taking suggestions if any of y’all want me to curse your PFPs, as well. Just credit me if I do! ✨
-Lazarus
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Damnit, Jim, I’m a Linguist, Not a Functional Person!
So I had a dream last night that a very hot man who was originally from New Zealand spoke to me in his native accent and it sort of broke my brainhole.
I crafted this Commemorative Shitpost to celebrate it.
Poor sexy Kiwi man in my dream. If you’re out there, you ruptured me. I’m sorry.
-Lazarus
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