Category: Lumine’s Writing

  • The Musical Genius of Masayoshi Soken

    Wuddup nerds, it’s ya boi Lumine coming at ‘cha with another post! In my last post, I/Bri gave you our brief overview of each expansion in Final Fantasy 14, and while it was hilarious, I wanted to be a bit more serious and appreciative this time around, because this game is a genuine comfort to me.

    If there’s one thing you should take away from me, it’s my love of music. I grew up with music all around me, and have developed a love and comfort for many different genres. When I first loaded into the game, I knew I was in for one hell of a ride!

    Masayoshi Soken is the main composer we associate the OST with, and there are not enough words on this earth to properly describe my admiration towards this man and his team. From the foresty vibes of Gridania, to the swashbuckler vibes of Limsa Lominsa, and to the dungeons and boss fights, each piece perfectly captures the feel and vibe of the situations they represent. If I were to play the song that plays in the Black Shroud without you knowing the context of where it plays, I bet you you’d tell me something along the lines of: “Oh hey, are we walking through the woods?”

    It doesn’t stop there. This mans is the king of switching things up! Want music to pump you up? Look up some dungeon and boss fights! Want an area to fuck you up emotionally? Try “Unchanging, Everchanging” or “Answers”! How about Gundam vibes? Check out the Alexander Raids! Each piece tells an overarching story, and that’s what I love about it! They fit their areas so perfectly, even traveling through La Nocea gives you pirate vibes, because it’s the wild area for Limsa Lominsa!

    This post was all over the place, and I think I might’ve been redundant in some of my verbiage, but my TL;DR is as follows: Masayoshi Soken and his wonderful music team really know how to tell the story of FFXIV through its music, and aren’t afraid to explore a variety of genres ranging from orchestral to techno!

  • Critically-Acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy 14: in a Nutshell

    Good afternoon, everyone! My name is Sabrina, and I shall be posting something on Lumine’s behalf. Today’s topic of interest: Final Fantasy 14!

    FFXIV’s story is full of twists and turns, plot-twists, and tons of wacky moments. Considering it now is host to 5 expansions plus the main story, new players wanting to get into this game may be left wondering: “What exactly do the main plots of these stories consist of?” That is what this post is for!

    A Realm Reborn (base game): Hey, this is great! I’m a new adventurer ready to step out into the big, wide- … fuck, I’m the main character, aren’t I? … People are going to die for me, aren’t they? … SONOFA-

    Heavensward (Dragon-fuckers are Against the Bible: The Expansion): Hello Ishguard A.K.A: The Catholic Church! Dragons aren’t our enemy! Now come with me as we take down the Archbishop/king and his circle of knights who may not represent King Arthur and the Knights of the Round! WOO!

    Stormblood (Viva la Revolution: The Expansion): You want us to help you liberate your homeland from the Garlean Empire? … fuck it, why not!? [A Few Moments Later:] Oh hey, China/Japan! [Even More Moments Later:] Wait, who the fuck is this blonde little shit and why was he able to kick our ass!? I hope we get to fight him again soon!

    Shadowbringers (Emotional Damage: The Expansion): So, wait, you mean to tell me we aren’t the only victims here? There’s MORE to this story!? Time to become emotionally invested to this place and these characters! YAY FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

    Endwalker (Depression: The Expansion): Oh, you thought the emotional damage was over!? Yeah, no, LET’S CRANK THAT SHIT UP TO 11! Oh yeah, good luck trying to prevent the END OF THE GODSDAMNED UNIVERSE! Hope that doesn’t fuck you up mentally or anything! Now shut up and cuddle these adorable tiny bunny creatures you sad fuck, but don’t feel TOO hard, or else you’ll become a Blasphemy too! ^U^

    Dawntrail (Absolutely 100% a Beach Episode: The Expansion): Ah, FINALLY! A godsdamed vacation! Look at us helping our new friend with her goals! It’s such a relief not being the main chara- [Insert the 2nd half] … oh son of a Protestant whore… CAN WE NOT KEEP THIS SHIT CLEAN FOR FIVE MINUTES!?

  • Let’s Learn a Thing!

    What’s up, dorks! This is Lumine, a fellow dumpster goblin on this hell-rock we call Earth. Today, I’ve been tasked by the lovely Ashley System to do a guest post. I cannot think of anything, so let’s learn a random thing, because why the FUCK not!?

    Lithium ion batteries are commonly found in a variety of electronic devices ranging from consoles to phones. The best part about these tiny fuckers is how you can recharge them over long periods of time before they yeetie-spagheetti off the rock. WEEEEELL, it’s a blessing and a curse.

    Should one keep a device out of power tucked away in a drawer for long periods, said device will have to turn to the battery’s backup reserves in order to ah-ah-ah-ah stay alive. Obviously, this is bad, especially if you don’t see the damn thing for months upon months.

    It’s recommended to keep any device being stored away charged between 20%-80% to preserve the poor lithium ion batteries.

    So there we go, fools. Y’all just got schooled by the Cray System. [Insert obligatory mic-drop] Peace out, yo. Until next time!

    Lumine, OUT~!