The Secret Sorcerer Society
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Facebook marketplace seller: [takes massive bong rip] I’m selling a uhhhhhhhh

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by

Ashley Halliwell
in

[looks at smudged writing on hand] harps accord for the low, low price of 65 US smackers…

Me: honey, I don’t know what this is, I don’t think it’s a “harps accord”, but I want it.

-Allēna

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