The Secret Sorcerer Society
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Me, at nearly 2:30 AM, wiggling and humming the guitar line from “Fortunate Son” :

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Ashley Halliwell
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🎶Get your shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots. Get your shongles shit today🎶

Me: TROPICAL BLUE TASTES LIKE POOP. IT ALWAYS TASTES LIKE P-P-P-POOP

[hardest imaginary bass drop ever recorded]

-Allēna

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