
-Allēna
Excellence and batshittery, done on purpose.
I’m Lazarus. I make art, music, poems, plays, and magic for the quiet, brilliant, broken ones. If that is you, welcome home. I adopt your kind.
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Please note that, with rare exceptions, any and all names mentioned in this blog are pseudonyms except our own. We want to be able to speak freely without doxxing anyone.
If there is anything the past half decade has taught me it’s that I would much rather be Over Here. Will I end up being Over Here due to boredom, curiosity, sheer God tier rizz, etc.? Probably not… -Allēna

Have you considered hiring a crazy Texan Aquarius who absolutely loves fire to smoke your meats? Your establishment and/or the Aquarius might not survive and you might have to keep 91 on speed dial, BUT your meats will become IMMACULATE in the interim…. -Allēna
I wrote this for a poetry slam I had the great honor of introducing @amhansenauthor.bsky.social at the other day. It was a blastttt. 💛 Enjoy! -Allēna

I have obtained a Yamaha mm8 keyboard for free. She’s practically the size of a couch, and her name is Ari. I might have to make some repairs on her over time, but she’s so cooool. -Allēna
Had a silent migraine yesterday, which was very strange. I’ve never had LIGHT make me nauseous before… -Allēna
Or better yet, a whole memoir. These past four years would make a great, if visceral, telenovela if I’m being entirely honest. -Allēna
And my phone is down for the count, and my local triad is looking to all need to move in together again out of necessity. You might recall that my local triad exploding LAST summer, if you’ve been around these parts this long, is what spawned this blog in the first place. I’d say that we’re all in a much better place now (except my spine, RIP), but I’m still nervous… -Allēna