Excellence and batshittery, done on purpose.
I’m Lazarus. I make art, music, poems, plays, and magic for the quiet, brilliant, broken ones. If that is you, welcome home. I adopt your kind.
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Please note that, with rare exceptions, any and all names mentioned in this blog are pseudonyms except our own. We want to be able to speak freely without doxxing anyone.
The potential ovarian cyst thing has gotten bad enough that it’s an ER trip for yours truly…
And by “bad” , I mean I’ve only made a grand total of one (1) joke since getting here, and we’re normally full of jokes…
#NEISvoid #emergencyroom #spoonie #delirium
-Allēna
Presenting, Shitlibs.
-Allēna
#partygame #UsPol #shitposting #meme #NEISvoid #insomnia #levity #roast
Glee.
And fuck, is this such a shitshow. 🤣
I love this trashfire so fucking much.
-Allēna
#glee #ryanmurphy #shitshow #trashfire #queerjoy
Let the shitposting begin continue!!!
-Allēna
My spouse: cuddles up to me.
My spouse: unconsciously grabs my cunt.
My spouse: “I love youuuuuu~”
-Allēna
#ariesseason #adorable #tinybehavior #love #relationships #polyamory #wtf #springfever #lovequotes
I feel this text applies to my beloved Galadriel. Yes, I’m a huge LOTR fan. She’s my tiny stress inducing beautiful fireball 💛💛💛 112/10 would let her ruin my life, just saying.
-Allēna
#LOTR #ringsofpower #meme #galadriel #shitposting #relationships #ocmeme
![Mz. V. Freya, Technomxtress[🧪]](https://chaosfemtw.files.fedi.monster/accounts/avatars/111/081/138/107/952/630/original/3c677b3a64511031.png){kind=small}
Honey, fuckers like me are why stress induced cardiomyopathy exists. But gods, will he have a good time….
-Allēna
#chaosgremlin #relationships #actuallyautistic #actuallyAudhd #polyamory #sorcery #gremlinry
If this isn’t us coming out as plural, unclockable multigender fucks, I don’t know what is.
Image description: text on the upper left panel reads “I wish I was’t”, followed by an image of a skull with an abnormally small sized brain inside of it on the right side.
The next text panel down on the left reads “I can just”, followed by an image of a human head with a brain with neurons firing on the right side.
The second to last text panel panel down on the left reads “I always was [redacted]”, followed by an image of a human head with a glowing brain inside of it.
The final text panel on the bottom left of the image reads “destroy capitalism”, followed by an image of a human head with a brain inside of it emitting rays of light on the bottom right. (end description)
-Allēna
Not sure what it is this time yet, but I sure do feel like ass. If you need me, I’ll be asleep or watching Gossip Girl on Netflix in a delirious blanket lump.. -Allēna
#NEISvoid, #chronicfatigue, #sorethroat, #quindemic, #eepy, #delirium, #sickly
Consequently, I am enjoying things very deeply and am slowly but surely becoming a sappy bitch for the first time in ~15 years. Wild, even unnerving. -Allēna #NEISvoid #mcas #queerjoy
