HOW MANY TIMES DOES EDGAR GET PANTSED BY A SIDE CHARACTER IN THIS THING?! 🤣🤣🤣
-Castor
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HOW MANY TIMES DOES EDGAR GET PANTSED BY A SIDE CHARACTER IN THIS THING?! 🤣🤣🤣
-Castor
Edgar sucks at driving. Or uhhhh.. Motorbiking??
And these dogs are so damn funny 🤣
-Castor
“but Edgar takes such good care of us!!”
Meanwhile, Edgar is literally cooking an accursed sleeping pill concoction…
-Castor
The implications that Adelaide and Georges have some kind of… Thing… Going on are great 🤣
-Castor
There’s a content warning on Disney+ apologizing for the negative stereotypes of people…
OH NO.
-Castor
Why?
My motherfucking headmate got a nasty feeling Mt. Spurr in Alaska was gonna erupt after seeing it on the USGS list of volcanoes with elevated activity a few weeks ago.
Spurr now has “50/50” odds of erupting, according to scientists.. #tbi #didsystem
-Allēna
If you guessed this bitch, you win a prize.
The prize is the knowledge that I’m feeling uneasy. No idea why. Yes??? Is yes a good answer?? #NEISvoid #chronicfatigue
-Allēna
Bitch, what makes you think I’ve had a coherent thought locked and loaded since 2010?!
This is all improv, baby.
-Allēna