Tag: dreams
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Damnit, Jim, I’m a Linguist, Not a Functional Person!
So I had a dream last night that a very hot man who was originally from New Zealand spoke to me in his native accent and it sort of broke my brainhole. I crafted this Commemorative Shitpost to celebrate it. Poor sexy Kiwi man in my dream. If you’re out there, you ruptured me. I’m…
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Slow Day
Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. I’ve been up since roughly 5 AM after I woke myself up from a dead sleep attempting to explain to aloud why Emerson in the dream had a habit of lingering in public spaces silently and menacingly and not much has happened after that, so today’s post will likely be pretty…