Tag: Emerson
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My tiny cat has BETRAYED ME.
I am on the couch tonight because Zelda is crashing at Emerson‘s and my place and there’s no room in the bed, and tiny girl was keeping my spot warm. You’d think this was good, right? Wrong. This utter baby farts like an ADULT CLYDESDALE. I love this cat but JESUS HENRY CHRIST. My couch?…
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Group Chat Tomfuckery With Emerson
So I sent the group chat I have with Emerson and Zelda this interaction I had had in a witchy Facebook group. This is how it went down. I’m nicknamed Yakul in the chat, Emerson is responding here, but not labeled. Why are we like this?? 🤣 -Allēna
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A book Emerson found, defaced with love and chaos by yours truly 💛
We hold very little sacred in this house. -Allēna
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Well… Here’s an asshat.
This is Emerson‘s and my cat Vera. Her ass is on his hat. 🤣 Speaking of asshats, I appear to have returned from an extended sabbatical of sorts? We’re still trying to figure out why I vanished, but I am back and filling in for Lazarus for the time being, who is very asleep right…
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Wait, You’re Telling Me I Can Be PAID to Take The Train If I Make Enough Of A Stink About Flying?!
Reblog via Climate News Now This Italian climate researcher was fired for refusing to fly – now he’s won compensation. The researcher hopes his case will inspire others to try flight-free travel. #ClimateChange https://www.euronews.com/green/2025/01/15/this-italian-climate-researcher-was-fired-for-refusing-to-fly-now-hes-won-compensation Oh, please, Italian climate researcher. Teach my grumpy crippled ass your legendary ways. If there is anything I love doing, it’s…
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A Classic Example of What Not to Do
Hello, everyone! Lazarus here. I was talking with Emerson about this web design class he was sitting in today, and we both came to the conclusion that I would be Immediately Sacked if I ever taught a web design class in real life. However, that did not stop my exceedingly sleepy brainhole from vividly imagining…
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Slow Day
Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. I’ve been up since roughly 5 AM after I woke myself up from a dead sleep attempting to explain to aloud why Emerson in the dream had a habit of lingering in public spaces silently and menacingly and not much has happened after that, so today’s post will likely be pretty…
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Down Every Rabbit Hole, Everywhere
Hey, everyone. Lazarus again, back once more with your daily dose of bullshit, hehe. It’s been a slow day so far, both in my brain and otherwise. If you guessed that insomnia is still sort of kicking my ass, you got it in one. But being tired can have its advantages, namely that it makes…
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Episode YES: Insomnia Strikes Back
Hello, cherished mothers and fuckers. Lazarus here once more with your daily Des Moines Cropduster (context below, thanks, Theo). I thought this prompt looked interesting and I have a few responses for y’all. If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say? Here are my favorite contenders thus far: Ashley Halliwell’s Brainhole, New and…
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Hellooooo, Boys (read: everyone) I’m Baaaaack
Hi, everyone! I, Lazarus, have returned today, as promised, with whatever chaos and dipshittery my brain decides to throw onto this here blog. I don’t think I slept all that well last night, considering that I dreamt of a whole bunch of shit that I can’t quite recall, kept waking up, and the final straw…