The Secret Sorcerer Society
Readings

Tag: Mormon college

  • 50 lives ago, I was jealous of her, but now it seems like I dodged a bullet…

    When I was 14 and had just started going in and out of the recording studio, an artist named Sarah Jaffe in the DFW area where I was born and raised was starting to get big on the local scene. Being the teenager bursting with insane, almost suicidal ambition that I was, I wished so…

  • Wellllll I was in the ER all night.

    The poor providers were in the weeds and it turns out I have a UTI of some kind, so I got antibiotics and some sleep. I also shitposted all night because poor sweet Emerson was more tired than I was and therefore I had to keep watch.  So have this bullshit I posted to announce…

  • Coffeeshop AU

    Having worked in two different Starbucks locations for the better part of a year, I can confirm that yes, coffeeshops are an alternate dimension of fuckery. Except most of the time, in my case, the fuckery in question was me. Storytime, fuckers. In 2016, a few months after losing my dad, I decided it was…