Tag: neurodivergence
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Dear Internet Diary,
I need a shower but my damn brain is not letting me do it. Instead, it is insisting that I do every damn thing else and taking me on infinite side quests. Help. Sincerely, -Lazarus
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Can you contact me in a timely manner? Sources say no.
The above post is silly but 100% accurate. I’m known for forgetting apps exist, and audible notifications literally jumpscare me. Your best hope to reach me in a timely manner is to astral project into my dreams. 🤣 My partners can confirm that. -Allēna
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A brief compendium of thoughts I thought in the shower tonight after being alone for most of today (another poem)
i. I find it ironic that the same words that help me sleep are the same words that keep me awake. ii. I imagine in detail what it would be like to program a bot that wouldpost a random frame from the “wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy” meme every hour on the hour.upon…
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On a somewhat lighter note,
On a somewhat lighter note, This is PRECISELY how taking a shower feels. I swear most of the so called executives in my brain are like. Greenhorn neurotypical Harvard Business School grads who are so AGGRESSIVELY NORMIE that they’d punch a barista if they got their triple shot breve no foam Starbucks order wrong on…