Tag: Shitpost
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Emerson’s headmate Michael attempting to present fem for decades like
Every photo of Emerson with this bastard in front is just Michael doing the BLUE STEEL like so 🤣 It fucking kills me… -Allēna
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This man has been found guilty of being a cute psycho.
It is making me cackle that this photo looks like a damn mug shot 🤣 -Allēna
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Thanks, charisma.
People tend to act like this when they see me: Meanwhile I’m like this for years: Do I ever figure it out? Occasionally. Does my brain shit a sideways brick first. Almost always. YAY, emotions! -Allēna
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Damnit, Jim, I’m a Linguist, Not a Functional Person!
So I had a dream last night that a very hot man who was originally from New Zealand spoke to me in his native accent and it sort of broke my brainhole. I crafted this Commemorative Shitpost to celebrate it. Poor sexy Kiwi man in my dream. If you’re out there, you ruptured me. I’m…
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Group Chat Tomfuckery With Emerson
So I sent the group chat I have with Emerson and Zelda this interaction I had had in a witchy Facebook group. This is how it went down. I’m nicknamed Yakul in the chat, Emerson is responding here, but not labeled. Why are we like this?? 🤣 -Allēna
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This appeared to me in a vision.
And to make it even funnier, I said it to Sheik, who immediately asked me if I was a potato. When I asked her why, she said she would smash me. How is that woman so damn smooth?! -Allēna
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I see shitposting is alive and well on Bluesky…
Here are some examples. It has a mixture of classic Twitter and Tumblr energy so far. Fucking hilarious. Not bad for something I stumbled into… -Allēna