Open Sorcery

Tag: shitposting

  • This one is for the Zelda System.

    No, I will not elaborate.

    Please do not the alien. 🤣

    -Allēna

  • A book Emerson found, defaced with love and chaos by yours truly 💛

    We hold very little sacred in this house.

    -Allēna

  • Every gender non-conforming, nonbinary, and intersex person in the US right now:

  • This has been my absolutely atrocious GI tract with noro.

    My gut biome is fucked six ways from SUNDAY 🤣

    -Allēna

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  • It’s us!

    I SHITPOST! AND SHITPOSTING IS AN ART!

    Delta sent me this. As a proud feral shitposter and lifelong fucking troll, I approve this message. 🤣

    -Allēna

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  • POV: I open Tumblr and remember why I will never delete that damn thing.

    Apparently they have communities on there now?? This site has done very little but age like a very batshit fine wine.

    Find my Tumblr chaos here.

    -Lazarus

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  • Bespoke Vibes Crafted Here

    Delta sent me a meme. So naturally I had to curse it. ✨

    Jesus wept.

  • Slut Identification

    I have no CLUE what kind of slut this is, r/Brisbane. All I know is that occasionally I relate to it in my soul.

    -Lazarus

  • A Classic Example of What Not to Do

    Hello, everyone! Lazarus here. I was talking with Emerson about this web design class he was sitting in today, and we both came to the conclusion that I would be Immediately Sacked if I ever taught a web design class in real life. However, that did not stop my exceedingly sleepy brainhole from vividly imagining a darker universe in which I was, in fact, put in charge of teaching Web Design Class.

    Here are a few, very imaginary scenarios of me teaching said class.

    As you can see, I should never ACTUALLY teach Web Design Class. I am far too cantankerous for that. However, I found it hysterically funny to imagine these scenes.

    I should probably skitter off and get some more sleep. Before I leave, however, have one more, completely unrelated scenario as a treat.

    I hope y’all enjoyed my Sleepy Brainhole Fiction. Jesus indeed wept this day.

    Stay tuned for more magic!

    -Lazarus ✨🪕

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  • Oh, Look, Another Interesting Prompt!

    Oh, hey, everyone. I know I just posted, but I, Lazarus, am here again because there is a very interesting prompt here that I want to answer really quickly.

    In what ways do you communicate online?

    Today’s prompt from the journaling app Day One.

    Usually like this.

    That ought to explain my Online Communication Style plenty. No matter where I’m writing or even if it’s more formal, the vibe is something like THAT.

    Okay, bye!

    -Lazarus

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