Tag: there isn’t enough caffeine in the world for this batshittery right now

  • I Am Become Migraine

    Hello, everyone. Lazarus here. 2/3rds of my local polycule has come down with some kind of illness and I may have overcaffeinated these past few days because I have been navigating a nasty ocular migraine as best as I am physically able. That being said, I’m likely going to have to throw my body into Hulk mode in a couple hours in twelve degree Fahrenheit weather here in a bit to bring our grocery order inside as I’m the only one around to do it. So I’ve taken to calling myself the Glass Cannon because you can either laugh or cry about life with  chronic illnesses, I suppose. Today, I’m choosing to laugh. And blog. That, too. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

    Have a round of shitposts and memes to “celebrate” this most dubious occasion.

    Stay tuned for more magic. Once more unto the breach! SAVE THE GROCERIES!

    -Lazarus, aka the Glass Cannon 🤣✨🪕

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  • Slow Day

    Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. I’ve been up since roughly 5 AM after I woke myself up from a dead sleep attempting to explain to  aloud why Emerson in the dream had a habit of lingering in public spaces silently and menacingly and not much has happened after that, so today’s post will likely be pretty short. I’m in grave need of a nap, to be entirely honest.

    Have memes. ✨

    Stay tuned for more magic, ya gremlins. But after a nap. DEFINITELY after a nap. ✨🤣

    -Lazarus

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