Tag: winning

What’s this? Another prompt I want to actually take somewhat seriously?

Who are your favorite people to be around? People who are straightforward, honest, and the only bullshit they give me is the joking kind. Preferably, they can see shit about me that I can’t, and can do shit that I can’t without making me feel like shit for it. They don’t talk my ear off…
This sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, but…

Guess who has 1.33 functioning hands, just woke up, rolled over, and Googled “how to win a Pulitzer” and is now probably going back to sleep now that she understands the submission procedure? This bitch ✨ I’m so tired despite taking my head honcho migraine meds when I finally collapsed at about 3:30 this morning…

What’s this? Another prompt I want to actually take somewhat seriously?