Tag: Zelda
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S tier Zelda System Quote:
I like my trash to sparkle. Especially in flavors of gay. -Georgia of the Zelda System Fucking immaculate. ✨ -Allēna
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My tiny cat has BETRAYED ME.
I am on the couch tonight because Zelda is crashing at Emerson‘s and my place and there’s no room in the bed, and tiny girl was keeping my spot warm. You’d think this was good, right? Wrong. This utter baby farts like an ADULT CLYDESDALE. I love this cat but JESUS HENRY CHRIST. My couch?…
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I’ve crafted a new profile photo for the Zelda System.
The world is a bathroom, therefore y’all deserve the gift of their new photo, as well. His name is Tom Chongadil. He’s a desert rain frog. He is an all power war god who is angry at all actions. Hear him roar. I’ll be taking suggestions if any of y’all want me to curse your…
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Group Chat Tomfuckery With Emerson
So I sent the group chat I have with Emerson and Zelda this interaction I had had in a witchy Facebook group. This is how it went down. I’m nicknamed Yakul in the chat, Emerson is responding here, but not labeled. Why are we like this?? 🤣 -Allēna
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This appeared to me in a vision.
And to make it even funnier, I said it to Sheik, who immediately asked me if I was a potato. When I asked her why, she said she would smash me. How is that woman so damn smooth?! -Allēna
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Have a Creature I painted!
Have a Creature I painted! This Batshit Creature comes from a question the Zelda System asked me – “if you could design a stuffed animal based off of yourself, what would it look like?” He’s based off of an endangered species in New Zealand known as the tuatara, has three eyes, and is definitely missing…
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Synesthetic Curation
Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. Thanks to a hefty dose of caffeine last night and apparent executive dysfunction surrounding sleep, I re-downloaded the Pinterest app in an attempt to express what the fuck my brainhole does when I feel emotions or encounter a fascinating or special person. As I’ve said before in some other posts, I’m…
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Praise Be The Italians
Hello, everyone! Lazarus here. Zelda and I had a really great date last night. We went to an incredible restaurant called Onesto in Milwaukee’s Third Ward. Now, I love food. I love nice food even more. I love Italian food with all of my heart. I grew up with a lot of money and a…