Open Sorcery

Tag: Zelda

  • I’ve been spirited away to Emerson’s for the weekend because I’m sick and the furnace is out at Zelda’s place.

    Let the shitposting begin continue!!!

    -Allēna

  • I ate part of another eldritch cookie 🤣🤣

    Knocked me out cold for the better part of 12 hours straight, and I binge watched more Gossip Girl before passing out. What a fluffy shitshow. It was my night alone, and all in all, it wasn’t a bad way to spend it.

    I’m off to get lunch with Zelda and Emerson in a few. If I have spoons later, there’ll be more posts!

    -Allēna

  • S tier Zelda System Quote:

    I like my trash to sparkle. Especially in flavors of gay.

    -Georgia of the Zelda System

    Fucking immaculate. ✨

    -Allēna

  • My tiny cat has BETRAYED ME.

    A shitty photo of the perpetrator herself and me from earlier this morning.

    I am on the couch tonight because Zelda is crashing at Emerson‘s and my place and there’s no room in the bed, and tiny girl was keeping my spot warm. You’d think this was good, right? Wrong.

    This utter baby farts like an ADULT CLYDESDALE.

    I love this cat but JESUS HENRY CHRIST. My couch? Half ruined. My dreams? Probably gonna be nightmares. This absolute baby love farts like an adult HUMAN MAN. Her farts should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention as some form of inhumane biochemical warfare.

    I wish I were kidding. Her farts need to be studied for science because they’re worse than Emerson’s and mine COMBINED.

    Sheeeesh.

    I’m going to attempt to sleep if I’m not faced with more cruel and unusual cat punishment…

    -Allēna

  • I’ve crafted a new profile photo for the Zelda System.

    The world is a bathroom, therefore y’all deserve the gift of their new photo, as well. His name is Tom Chongadil. He’s a desert rain frog. He is an all power war god who is angry at all actions.

    Hear him roar.

    I’ll be taking suggestions if any of y’all want me to curse your PFPs, as well. Just credit me if I do! ✨

    -Lazarus

  • Group Chat Tomfuckery With Emerson

    So I sent the group chat I have with Emerson and Zelda this interaction I had had in a witchy Facebook group. This is how it went down. I’m nicknamed Yakul in the chat, Emerson is responding here, but not labeled.

    Why are we like this?? 🤣

    -Allēna

  • This appeared to me in a vision.

    And to make it even funnier, I said it to Sheik, who immediately asked me if I was a potato.

    When I asked her why, she said she would smash me.

    How is that woman so damn smooth?!

    -Allēna

  • This one is for the Zelda System.

    No, I will not elaborate.

    Please do not the alien. 🤣

    -Allēna

  • Have a Creature I painted!

    Have a Creature I painted!

    This Batshit Creature comes from a question the Zelda System asked me – “if you could design a stuffed animal based off of yourself, what would it look like?”

    He’s based off of an endangered species in New Zealand known as the tuatara, has three eyes, and is definitely missing a foot, lol.

    I absolutely want this stuffie now.

    -Lazarus

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  • Synesthetic Curation

    Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. Thanks to a hefty dose of caffeine last night and apparent executive dysfunction surrounding sleep, I re-downloaded the Pinterest app in an attempt to express what the fuck my brainhole does when I feel emotions or encounter a fascinating or special person. As I’ve said before in some other posts, I’m a synesthete and stroke survivor, which leads to my brain doing some interesting shit especially around emotions that are difficult to put into words. Visual art, therefore, is a much more effective way of getting the point across. While I CAN draw, paint, and create other forms of visual art, the amount of imagery my brain produces in a single minute is damn near incomprehensible even to me, so it makes much more sense to curate existing imagery and create my own when I can’t find anything batshit enough to fit what I need. Pinterest comes in handy for this sort of large scale imagery curation, as it is a visual search engine and quite an efficient one!

    Move over, Google Emoji Combiner. Pinterest to the rescue!

    Here is just a mere sampling of what my brainhole does in response to three of my partners respectively, Zelda, Hawthorne, and Autumn. I’ll post links to their boards, as well. I apologize in advance if any of these images were generated with AI, as  many of the Pin creators don’t specify whether or not they were, and I hate that. I’ll avoid posting any here that are clearly marked as such.

    A small sampling of Zelda’s board. The full thing, thus far, is here.

    A small sampling of Hawthorne’s board. The full board is here.

    Last but certainly not least, here’s a small sampling of Autumn’s board. The full board is here.

    I hope y’all enjoyed this peep into my brainhole. Stay tuned for more magic, esteemed gremlins, very soon…

    -Lazarus ✨

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