The irony of Songs: Ohia’s “Farewell Transmission” playing while I find out people are making memes of the CEO of a company getting caught cheating with his head of HR on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert is not lost on me.

In fact, I find it hysterically fuckin funny. “The real truth about it is that no one gets it right”? Dude, I would say YOU are the one who fucked up, lmfaaooooooooooooo. That’s one helluva Farewell Transmission, indeed. It’s on the Jumbotron. At a Coldplay concert. Welcome to your personal Long Dark Blue Of The Soul, dear disgraced Astronomer CEO.

-Allēna