Hello, all. Lazarus here. I’m bored, kinda having a moment, and can’t find my fucking phone, so I decided to curse two songs at once and make my late father spin in his urn in the interim until I can find it. This is a very, VERY rough mix, I’ll probably go back and clean it up later, but for now, I present “Wrapped Around Your Espresso (Sabrina Carpenter vs. The Police)”, the first mix. Enjoy, gremlins.

Stay tuned for more magic, as always! I’ll do my best to update soon… I am cooking lots of things, but for now, I need rest.

-Lazarus