And in light of that, have this.

You don’t have to open the door for any cop, unless they have a warrant signed by a judge.

And from there, if they do, they’ll lie. Their questions actually mean “can we detain this person and do all manner of unspeakable things to them.”

Remember what happened in the Holocaust. This is the time to truly determine what you ACTUALLY would have done during the fucking Holocaust. Do not comply in fucking advance. Instead, no, you don’t know the person they’re asking about. No, you don’t know a damn thing about what they’re asking about. It’s none of their damn business.

This political atmosphere relies on the compliance of its citizens, so people who are snooping around may not be cops, either. Be rude. Be fucking obnoxious. Make it weird. Do what you need to do to not comply in fucking advance and get these people who do not mean your community well off your damn lawn.

Just because whoever is at your door isn’t there for you right now doesn’t mean they won’t eventually come for you or someone you care about.

Be smart, stay crotchety, and send these fuckers back to where they came from.

And as always, stay tuned for more magic.

-Lazarus