Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.
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Figured out wtf was going on.
KIDNEY STONE!!! YAYYYY (sarcasm) Now can we please go home now?! I need to smoke and I’m about to lose my shit from pain combined with withdrawals combined with boredom. -Allēna #NEISvoid #eepy #kidneystone #emergencyroom #tired #boredom
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ER UPDATE:
Well, it is NOT an ovarian cyst on the LEFT side. Ultrasound found a small one on the right, but that appears to be relatively normal and causing no issues at the moment. About to go back for a CT scan to investigate cause of pain further. -Allēna #NEISvoid #eepy #ER #sotired
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… Hoptal.
The potential ovarian cyst thing has gotten bad enough that it’s an ER trip for yours truly… And by “bad” , I mean I’ve only made a grand total of one (1) joke since getting here, and we’re normally full of jokes… #NEISvoid #emergencyroom #spoonie #delirium -Allēna
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A party game idea for y’all in case you need some levity in this hellscape, straight from my painsomnia brain.
Presenting, Shitlibs. -Allēna #partygame #UsPol #shitposting #meme #NEISvoid #insomnia #levity #roast
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I am not having a Gossip Girl marathon, but rather something arguably better at times.
Glee. And fuck, is this such a shitshow. 🤣 I love this trashfire so fucking much. -Allēna #glee #ryanmurphy #shitshow #trashfire #queerjoy
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I’ve been spirited away to Emerson’s for the weekend because I’m sick and the furnace is out at Zelda’s place.
Let the shitposting begin continue!!! -Allēna
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Fun times with adorable man.
My spouse: cuddles up to me. My spouse: unconsciously grabs my cunt. My spouse: “I love youuuuuu~” -Allēna #ariesseason #adorable #tinybehavior #love #relationships #polyamory #wtf #springfever #lovequotes
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Per my last post:
I feel this text applies to my beloved Galadriel. Yes, I’m a huge LOTR fan. She’s my tiny stress inducing beautiful fireball 💛💛💛 112/10 would let her ruin my life, just saying. -Allēna #LOTR #ringsofpower #meme #galadriel #shitposting #relationships #ocmeme
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“Be his peace” oh no, fuck that.
Honey, fuckers like me are why stress induced cardiomyopathy exists. But gods, will he have a good time…. -Allēna #chaosgremlin #relationships #actuallyautistic #actuallyAudhd #polyamory #sorcery #gremlinry
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Doom Guy created this glorious edit of a gender meme.
If this isn’t us coming out as plural, unclockable multigender fucks, I don’t know what is. Image description: text on the upper left panel reads “I wish I was’t”, followed by an image of a skull with an abnormally small sized brain inside of it on the right side. The next text panel down on…