The Secret Sorcerer Society
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Ashley Halliwell
Ashley Halliwell
@opensorceryy@opensorceryy.co

Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.

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  • Sauron getting a close up on Pippin’s last braincell like:

    Pippin: ..uhhh hi. I touched your orb thing. I’m Pip and I like grass, fireworks, and sleep…. everyone else in chat: what. [beat] Sauron: go smoke the good kush or something, kid. The adults are talking. -Allēna #LOTR #meme

  • They say you shouldn’t nightblog, I say fuck the rules. You get painsomnia poetry.

    Because with yours truly’s CPTSD, you get art on occasion. Treat yourself. -Allēna #NEISvoid #spilledink #cptsd #poetry #insomnia #anaisnin #enneagram8 #vulnerability #spoonie #painsomnia

  • He took the drugs and the drugs are working.

    Happy 36th birthday to this bung on the left. -Allēna

  • Presenting the finest spoof ad I’ve ever made:

    RIP Steve Jobs. This design Advertising?? poking fun at?? object impermanence is for you. -Allēna #ActuallyADHD #apple #spoof #shitposting #actuallyautistic #actuallyAudhd #NEISvoid #objectimpermanence #iforgot #graphicdesign #neurodivergence

  • I sortaaaa forgot what life was a few days back and gave Opensorceryy.co a redesign, but I realized I never posted the actual art piece that is the site background!

    Enjooooyyyyy. ✨ -Allēna #digitalart #abstract #psychedelic #synesthesia #feral #queerjoy #queerart

  • WHAT.

    DOECHII SAMPLED GOTYE’S HIT “SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW” ON HER SONG “ANXIETY” WHICH IN TURN SAMPLES LUIS BONFÁ’S SONG “SEVILLE”, AMONG OTHERS. I LOVE SAMPLING AND MUSIC SO MUCH 💛💛💛 I’M HAPPY WARBLING. -Allēna #doechii #gotye #sampling

  • Kidney stone audition.

    The ER gave me a very fine parting gift of this weird sieve thing so I can catch any kidney stones that may come out of me. I asked the attending doctor if I could keep it. He told me no, unfortunately 😭😭 We already have one (1) candidate 🤣. Yay. -Allēna #NEISvoid

  • Figured out wtf was going on.

    KIDNEY STONE!!! YAYYYY (sarcasm) Now can we please go home now?! I need to smoke and I’m about to lose my shit from pain combined with withdrawals combined with boredom. -Allēna #NEISvoid #eepy #kidneystone #emergencyroom #tired #boredom

  • ER UPDATE:

    Well, it is NOT an ovarian cyst on the LEFT side. Ultrasound found a small one on the right, but that appears to be relatively normal and causing no issues at the moment. About to go back for a CT scan to investigate cause of pain further. -Allēna #NEISvoid #eepy #ER #sotired

  • … Hoptal.

    The potential ovarian cyst thing has gotten bad enough that it’s an ER trip for yours truly… And by “bad” , I mean I’ve only made a grand total of one (1) joke since getting here, and we’re normally full of jokes… #NEISvoid #emergencyroom #spoonie #delirium -Allēna