Egad, what a joyous day it is to have eyeballs on the Internet. I make Things and contend with Ailments. Welcome to chaos. Hehe.
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You know, with Elon trying to be a “pro gamer” and all,
And with Shitter Twitter’s rebrand as X, Can we start a petition to subtweet his ass every time he posts on there with the phrase “I’m pressing X to doubt”? I’m exhausted, I’ll show myself out 🤣 -Allēna
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This prompt is interesting.
Are there any activities or hobbies you’ve outgrown or lost interest in over time? In person socializing, mostly, unless you’re one of about five people on a very good day. Alongside that, we seem to be slowly losing the ability to speak aloud due to burnout and fatigue. It’s just… Not something we want to…
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An open letter to whatever is inflamed deep in our hips.
Stop. Don’t make me break out the Sorcery on you. Sincerely, -Lazarus, aka. The Management.
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These appeared to me in a dream…
In the dream, I guess we had created an ad campaign for this site and these ads and others were fuckin EVERYWHERE, guerilla marketing style. And I have to say, I think my subconscious kinda cooked here. Seeing as more people seem to be commenting on here and about Open Sorcery in DMs (looking at…
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Alto Infused Seltzer: ✨Mystery Flavor ✨
Okay, so.. As an offering of goodwill in this hellscape trash fire, Zelda brought me a can of a THC infused seltzer beverage. The aforementioned beverage comes from a local brewery called Eagle Park Brewing. The flavor? Mystery flavor. And boy, did that mystery deliver. The following is a detailed review of this Marvelous Mystery.…
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Y’all, I bring glad tidings in this hell scape…
The world may be a dumpster fire, but our shitty downstairs neighbor is getting evicted after throwing a 45 minute plus rage fit at our property manager that I had the glorious pleasure of overhearing this day. He’s out at the end of February 🎉 Cheers, everyone. Justice has been served at last. -Allēna
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An Open Letter to Whoever Needs to Hear The Following:
If you claim something is “the natural order of things”, “how people were created”, what have you, yet it takes an entire culture of shame, self repression, and outright surveillance and policing to enforce that natural order, then maybe that “natural order” isn’t as natural as you think, is it? Moreover, if the people who…
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Valentine’s Day Thoughts
In all honesty, I never really think about that holiday?? My sweet Danish partner reminded me it existed today and I told him that due to my time blindness I’m likely to find myself in a situation out of a sitcom where someone who has a crush on me invites me over or something, I…
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Unraveling: A Zine
I made my first zine today because I was bored and needed a vent. If you want a copy of your own, it’s free to download over here! I hope you enjoyed this zine! I had a lot of fun making it. -Castor
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The world is a lot right now.
In all honesty, our phone is on Do Not Disturb to avoid the constant onslaught of news and we are messaging very few people to preserve spoons. One of us (I forget who) saw a post a few days ago that talked about how a therapist was saying that a desire to build an off…