Author: Ashley Halliwell
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Y’all, I bring glad tidings in this hell scape…
The world may be a dumpster fire, but our shitty downstairs neighbor is getting evicted after throwing a 45 minute plus rage fit at our property manager that I had the glorious pleasure of overhearing this day. He’s out at the end of February 🎉 Cheers, everyone. Justice has been served at last. -Allēna
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An Open Letter to Whoever Needs to Hear The Following:
If you claim something is “the natural order of things”, “how people were created”, what have you, yet it takes an entire culture of shame, self repression, and outright surveillance and policing to enforce that natural order, then maybe that “natural order” isn’t as natural as you think, is it? Moreover, if the people who…
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Valentine’s Day Thoughts
In all honesty, I never really think about that holiday?? My sweet Danish partner reminded me it existed today and I told him that due to my time blindness I’m likely to find myself in a situation out of a sitcom where someone who has a crush on me invites me over or something, I…
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Unraveling: A Zine
I made my first zine today because I was bored and needed a vent. If you want a copy of your own, it’s free to download over here! I hope you enjoyed this zine! I had a lot of fun making it. -Castor
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The world is a lot right now.
In all honesty, our phone is on Do Not Disturb to avoid the constant onslaught of news and we are messaging very few people to preserve spoons. One of us (I forget who) saw a post a few days ago that talked about how a therapist was saying that a desire to build an off…
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Damn it, River.
My fucking headmate thought it was an excellent and hilarious fucking idea to schedule a neurologist appointment on the day our father died of brain cancer nine years prior and then make me handle it. At least Lazarus had the fucking foresight to get it switched to a virtual appointment several damn days ago so…
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We might not be super active today.
It’s February 5th here, the day our dad, Xavier, died, nine years ago. I woke up a few hours ago, blinked, realized what day it was, thought about all the bullshit going on in the world, thought “Nope”, and went right the fuck back to sleep for another several hours. Xavier was known for both…
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So I sorta snapped.
And republished our second poetry collection, To Dance With a Cyclone because I got very angry at everything and was tired of doing nothing. So I decided to do something that wasn’t nothing about it. I’m gonna see about our other works here shortly. But for now, I need rest. Goodnight, world. Grab your copy…
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I’m bored, so have a collection of memes that describe my headmate Castor.
He’s the system’s original host, and is known for showing up, giving Zero Fucks, Saying Very Cryptic Things, and then disappearing again. What a fucking guy. -Lazarus
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Moonie Child may be a small calico baby, but her behavior is proof that orange cat behavior and calico behavior are sometimes one and the same.
I can dangle this tiny girl practically upside down and she’s totally okay with it! What a sweet nugget. -Lazarus