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Holy Shit, Another Cold Snap!
Well, I guess I am awake, and it seems I have taken the powers of the Fediverse to new heights, as I am LITERALLY POSTING THIS from a Mastodon client rather than the standard WordPress editor I normally use, lol. Let’s see how this goes, if this breaks my site, etc.. Huzzah for failing my…
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Ooops, I Guess I Forgot To Sleep
…. Because I found this hilarious meme. But first, a Scenario. My mother, Hera: INTEGRATED??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SYSTEM INTEGRATED?!? THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!! Me, having just changed my name on Facebook to Lazarus: Thanks, frog meme people. Now, goodnight, hopefully. 🤣 Stay tuned for more magic! -Lazarus
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A Classic Example of What Not to Do
Hello, everyone! Lazarus here. I was talking with Emerson about this web design class he was sitting in today, and we both came to the conclusion that I would be Immediately Sacked if I ever taught a web design class in real life. However, that did not stop my exceedingly sleepy brainhole from vividly imagining…
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The Trials and Tribulations of Caffeine
Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. Unfortunately, I think the caffeine pills I was taking were raising my blood pressure enough to give me chronic migraines again. My body is extremely weird. So caffeine, or at least THAT form of caffeine, is likely off the table. I had to take a migraine rescue med earlier today and…
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Oh, Look, Another Interesting Prompt!
Oh, hey, everyone. I know I just posted, but I, Lazarus, am here again because there is a very interesting prompt here that I want to answer really quickly. In what ways do you communicate online? Today’s prompt from the journaling app Day One. Usually like this. That ought to explain my Online Communication Style…
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I Am Become Migraine
Hello, everyone. Lazarus here. 2/3rds of my local polycule has come down with some kind of illness and I may have overcaffeinated these past few days because I have been navigating a nasty ocular migraine as best as I am physically able. That being said, I’m likely going to have to throw my body into…
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Slow Day
Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. I’ve been up since roughly 5 AM after I woke myself up from a dead sleep attempting to explain to aloud why Emerson in the dream had a habit of lingering in public spaces silently and menacingly and not much has happened after that, so today’s post will likely be pretty…
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The AI Elephant in the Room
Hey, y’all. Lazarus here once again. I had some Thoughts while I was uploading the images from Hawthorne‘s board in my last post and some time on my hands, so I’m gonna write them out before I lose my train of thought. Therefore, y’all get a twofer here on Open Sorcery today. Wheee. I noticed…
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Synesthetic Curation
Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. Thanks to a hefty dose of caffeine last night and apparent executive dysfunction surrounding sleep, I re-downloaded the Pinterest app in an attempt to express what the fuck my brainhole does when I feel emotions or encounter a fascinating or special person. As I’ve said before in some other posts, I’m…