Category: Allēna’s Posts
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I stand corrected in the best way.
WAIT NO MY BLOG POSTING STREAK IS STILL ALIVE, I’M UP TO 180 DAYS AHAHAHAHA -Allēna
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RIP blog streak, but at least the site is back up.
Got my blog back up and running, but I might have lost my 170+ day posting streak according to the Jetpack app 😭😭 RIP streak… You were a real one… -Allēna
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My favorite limerick of all time:
The poodle is getting quite hairy/in a few days she’ll be quite scary/she needs to be shaved/and better behave/or we’ll tie her to the hackberry. Written by my dad (1968-2016). -Allēna
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I’ve seen too much bullshit entirely by accident to not want to leave my den of blankets UNLESS there’s very good reason to, like a very large subwoofer or a tasty dinner.
If there is anything the past half decade has taught me it’s that I would much rather be Over Here. Will I end up being Over Here due to boredom, curiosity, sheer God tier rizz, etc.? Probably not… -Allēna
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To all BBQ joints in the Midwest:
Have you considered hiring a crazy Texan Aquarius who absolutely loves fire to smoke your meats? Your establishment and/or the Aquarius might not survive and you might have to keep 91 on speed dial, BUT your meats will become IMMACULATE in the interim…. -Allēna
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This piece is called “ariadne’s thread”.
I wrote this for a poetry slam I had the great honor of introducing @amhansenauthor.bsky.social at the other day. It was a blastttt. 💛 Enjoy! -Allēna
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New gear just dropped.
I have obtained a Yamaha mm8 keyboard for free. She’s practically the size of a couch, and her name is Ari. I might have to make some repairs on her over time, but she’s so cooool. -Allēna