Category: Allēna’s Posts
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I wrote an audio drama once.
I was very lonely during the winter of 2019 and wrote this script. I am a better writer now, so I might revise and/or expand it in time, but for now, here it is. Please let me know what you think. -Allēna
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I’ve stumbled upon an adaptation of the Iliad that is Castor-approved, which has been a lifelong task.
His standards are ridiculously high because he’s a stickler for accuracy, especially considering I read the original poem in college at Maryland school. It’s called Troy: Fall of a City and it’s on Netflix. I highly recommend it, especially since it can satisfy Castor’s pedantic ass. -Allēna (hi, I’m back!)
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So I performed at the Woodland Pattern poetry marathon tonight!
Here’s a short clip from it. If you want to watch the full performance, I come in at 2:43:10 thereabouts. -Allēna
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I didn’t post yesterday because…
I WAS AT MY OWN WEDDING!! Yup!! Emerson FINALLY made an honest gremlin out of me after three goddamn years!!!! Wheeeee -Allēna
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I am full of Mexican food.
Emerson’s best friend is in town. We all went out to eat, consequently, and I got to experience him drunk. That was a treat, lol. I did not drink. I, however, engaged in my immortal hobby of Drunksitting, which I have discovered is infinitely more fun than drinking myself. Seeing as I am extremely tired…
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Emerson and I got our marriage license today!
I am so excited!!! We met in person three years ago today, aaaaaaaaaaaaa -Allēna
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I have no idea what to call this, but here you go.
january ejected me into this new lifefeet first, cords that I tried to cut wrapped thrice round my throat choking meI work myself to the bone to make the best of this breech rebirth but there’s still all this wraththat I cannot shake you tell me to let it go but it’s seared into my…
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As a response to a rash of anonymous hate mail I have received over the past couple days,
I have created a wealth of supplies for The Opps. The following designs are available on my Redbubble shop in many forms for their hate club. My haters can purchase hate club supplies here and here. I might as well turn the fact that these mother fuckers can’t keep my name out of their mouths…