Category: Allēna’s Posts
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Allēna left this poem collecting dust in our notes app, and frankly I think it’s illegal to just leave it there.
So here y’all go. She can yell at me later, I don’t care. It’s worth it. I eat, I sleep, I feel my grief deepI want to cry, I want to screamBut there are times it seemsI can’t remember how to speak anymoreOne time I dreamt you stared at meSlack jawed as I was carriedOn…
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You know, with Elon trying to be a “pro gamer” and all,
And with Shitter Twitter’s rebrand as X, Can we start a petition to subtweet his ass every time he posts on there with the phrase “I’m pressing X to doubt”? I’m exhausted, I’ll show myself out 🤣 -Allēna
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Alto Infused Seltzer: ✨Mystery Flavor ✨
Okay, so.. As an offering of goodwill in this hellscape trash fire, Zelda brought me a can of a THC infused seltzer beverage. The aforementioned beverage comes from a local brewery called Eagle Park Brewing. The flavor? Mystery flavor. And boy, did that mystery deliver. The following is a detailed review of this Marvelous Mystery.…
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Y’all, I bring glad tidings in this hell scape…
The world may be a dumpster fire, but our shitty downstairs neighbor is getting evicted after throwing a 45 minute plus rage fit at our property manager that I had the glorious pleasure of overhearing this day. He’s out at the end of February 🎉 Cheers, everyone. Justice has been served at last. -Allēna
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An Open Letter to Whoever Needs to Hear The Following:
If you claim something is “the natural order of things”, “how people were created”, what have you, yet it takes an entire culture of shame, self repression, and outright surveillance and policing to enforce that natural order, then maybe that “natural order” isn’t as natural as you think, is it? Moreover, if the people who…
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Valentine’s Day Thoughts
In all honesty, I never really think about that holiday?? My sweet Danish partner reminded me it existed today and I told him that due to my time blindness I’m likely to find myself in a situation out of a sitcom where someone who has a crush on me invites me over or something, I…
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Damn it, River.
My fucking headmate thought it was an excellent and hilarious fucking idea to schedule a neurologist appointment on the day our father died of brain cancer nine years prior and then make me handle it. At least Lazarus had the fucking foresight to get it switched to a virtual appointment several damn days ago so…
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We might not be super active today.
It’s February 5th here, the day our dad, Xavier, died, nine years ago. I woke up a few hours ago, blinked, realized what day it was, thought about all the bullshit going on in the world, thought “Nope”, and went right the fuck back to sleep for another several hours. Xavier was known for both…
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Véra babycat, caught in the act of being beautiful.
I love my evil genius tuxie cat so much 💛 -Allēna
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Lazarus at the world right now:
Reblog of Jac (@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social): That’s me on the toiletThat’s me in the bathroom Shitting in the toilet Mood. Frankly, mood. -Allēna