-Allēna
#gemini #chaosbehavior #drama
Category: Allēna’s Posts
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Facebook marketplace seller: [takes massive bong rip] I’m selling a uhhhhhhhh
[looks at smudged writing on hand] harps accord for the low, low price of 65 US smackers…
Me: honey, I don’t know what this is, I don’t think it’s a “harps accord”, but I want it.
-Allēna
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I think my bored genius cat is up to no good. Taken approximately two minutes before she knocked an undetermined object to the ground and ran away…
-Allēna
#tuxie #prettykitty #evilgenius #cats
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AS OF TODAY, RICK ROLLING IS A LEGAL ADULT IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
🤣🤣
HALLELUJAH.
-Allēna
#rickroll #meme
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Been watching the 1995 Pride and Prejudice BBC miniseries because I need some distraction.
I’ve been cracking up for hours because I’m convinced several characters in here are neurodivergent, especially Mr Darcy, who’s the walking personification of this meme format.
-Allēna
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This is how every fuckup feels in my brain when my anxiety is bad enough.
Working on the anxiety, lol.
-Allēna
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Me, immediately after having a flashback: what a perfect detail for a character’s tragic backstory!
[makes a mental note for later so I don’t forget]
-Allēna
#cptsd #storyboarding #amwriting
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A sleeptime odyssey in three parts:
Me at midnight, the eepiest Lēna to ever live: hmmm. Time to wind down for sleep.
My sleepiness, as soon as everyone else is asleep: TIME FOR ME TO FLEE THE COUNTRY. ALSO, HAVE SCIATICA.
Me, finally, at 4 AM: asleep at last.
-Allēna
#painsomnia #NEISvoid
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Sauron getting a close up on Pippin’s last braincell like:
Pippin: ..uhhh hi. I touched your orb thing. I’m Pip and I like grass, fireworks, and sleep….
everyone else in chat: what.
[beat]
Sauron: go smoke the good kush or something, kid. The adults are talking.
-Allēna
#LOTR #meme
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