Category: Allēna’s Posts

My friend mk saw my post about cursing profile photos and asked for a new banner for its socials. So I delivered. It has a cool hot pink and blank void punk aesthetic across its socials which I frankly love (hot pink is my favorite color) so this was a pleasure to paint. The banner…

My tiny cat has BETRAYED ME.

Jan 27, 2025

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I am on the couch tonight because Zelda is crashing at Emerson‘s and my place and there’s no room in the bed, and tiny girl was keeping my spot warm. You’d think this was good, right? Wrong. This utter baby farts like an ADULT CLYDESDALE. I love this cat but JESUS HENRY CHRIST. My couch?…

Thanks, charisma.

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People tend to act like this when they see me: Meanwhile I’m like this for years: Do I ever figure it out? Occasionally. Does my brain shit a sideways brick first. Almost always. YAY, emotions! -Allēna

True.

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in Allēna’s Posts, Uncategorized

Reblog via Wuzzy Someone just perfectly summed up the transphobic policies of some states: “If you have to sign legislation to enforce a gender binary, you lose the argument that that binary is natural.” Yes. Non-binary people exist no matter what the law says. #NonBinary #gender #bigotry #oppression #state #law We will always exist. Suck…

Coffeeshop AU

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Having worked in two different Starbucks locations for the better part of a year, I can confirm that yes, coffeeshops are an alternate dimension of fuckery. Except most of the time, in my case, the fuckery in question was me. Storytime, fuckers. In 2016, a few months after losing my dad, I decided it was…

This is how I feel about everything I’ve ever made, software related or otherwise.

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Sharing is caring. -Allēna

My cat children are so cute I had a fucking MELTDOWN today…

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How are they so small??? And so good?? -Allēna

[mental fax machine noises intensify]

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This has been Allēna and I approve this message. Jesus wept.

I cleaned up the body’s face, lol.

Jan 25, 2025

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