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Category: Allēna’s Posts

  • Anyone else feel like such a tightly compressed ball of emotions that they could just do this?

    I sure fucking do. So… Be fucking warned, I am using my emotions to create stuff and nonsense and it’s beautiful. -Allēna

  • Chilling in my blanket lump.

    “You Are The Apple” by Lady Lamb never fails to be a fucking banger. -Allēna

  • AAAAAAGHHHH

    Well I managed to sign into Bluesky by setting bsky.social as my hosting provider on the login screen. I’ll take my damn rubber duck now. -Allēna

  • Roughly an hour later…

    I am now vibing…openly. Is this the answer to all my troubleshooting woes?? -Allēna #OpenVibe

  • AT Protocol Adventures

    So I got this nifty new app called Pinksky today because I was bored and frontstuck. It’s supposed to compete with Bluesky’s adjacent Instagram competitor app Flashes, and it’s also built on top of the same shit Bluesky is, the AT Protocol. I tried to log in, but it wouldn’t let me. So, in an…

  • Today on suckerpunching our inner critic.

    Your bitch applied for an artist residency to work on shit this summer. Why? Why not. The worst they’ll do is turn me down. At best? We get a stipend to work on cool shit like this here website and other things and we meet other artists and work with them. Fuck it. Let’s ride.…

  • A lovely unintended consequence of the shitty downstairs neighbor finally leaving..

    We appear to be sleeping better over here now. I have no clue why we’re sleeping better since he won’t be out until the end of this month, but he does seem to be around much less, and when he is, he’s far quieter. So we sort of fully collapse when we’re here now for…

  • Allēna left this poem collecting dust in our notes app, and frankly I think it’s illegal to just leave it there.

    So here y’all go. She can yell at me later, I don’t care. It’s worth it. I eat, I sleep, I feel my grief deepI want to cry, I want to screamBut there are times it seemsI can’t remember how to speak anymoreOne time I dreamt you stared at meSlack jawed as I was carriedOn…

  • You know, with Elon trying to be a “pro gamer” and all,

    And with Shitter Twitter’s rebrand as X, Can we start a petition to subtweet his ass every time he posts on there with the phrase “I’m pressing X to doubt”? I’m exhausted, I’ll show myself out 🤣 -Allēna

  • Alto Infused Seltzer: ✨Mystery Flavor ✨

    Okay, so.. As an offering of goodwill in this hellscape trash fire, Zelda brought me a can of a THC infused seltzer beverage. The aforementioned beverage comes from a local brewery called Eagle Park Brewing. The flavor? Mystery flavor. And boy, did that mystery deliver. The following is a detailed review of this Marvelous Mystery.…