We’re now at the point where people are sharing quotes by Thomas Paine.
Lovely.
#USpolitics -Allēna
Category: Allēna’s Posts
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Me, at nearly 2:30 AM, wiggling and humming the guitar line from “Fortunate Son” :
🎶Get your shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots. Get your shongles shit today🎶
Me: TROPICAL BLUE TASTES LIKE POOP. IT ALWAYS TASTES LIKE P-P-P-POOP
[hardest imaginary bass drop ever recorded]
-Allēna
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Lazarus scares me sometimes.
Why?
My motherfucking headmate got a nasty feeling Mt. Spurr in Alaska was gonna erupt after seeing it on the USGS list of volcanoes with elevated activity a few weeks ago.
Spurr now has “50/50” odds of erupting, according to scientists.. #tbi #didsystem
-Allēna
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Guess who’s been asleep for most of this afternoon!
If you guessed this bitch, you win a prize.
The prize is the knowledge that I’m feeling uneasy. No idea why. Yes??? Is yes a good answer?? #NEISvoid #chronicfatigue
-Allēna
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I find it hilarious that Open Vibe has a prompt when I go to post that says “your thoughts?”
Bitch, what makes you think I’ve had a coherent thought locked and loaded since 2010?!
This is all improv, baby.
-Allēna
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Will everything I post for the foreseeable future have typos?
[I shake the magic 8 ball in my brain]
Magic 8 ball, being a contrarian bitch: stcrdsuhuijfddssAAAAAAeerfh try again later…?!?
Me: fine. Keep your secrets.
[I send the post. It’s all typos]
#NEISvoid #chronicfatigue -Allēna
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It’s almost 3:24 AM here.
I can’t sleep yet, a blizzard is supposed to be hitting anytime now, and the view from our kitchen window looks like an early Songs: Ohia song translated into imagery. It’s weirdly beautiful in a #MidwesternGothic sorta way. -Allēna
