Allēna’s Posts – Page 62

Coffeeshop AU

Having worked in two different Starbucks locations for the better part of a year, I can confirm that yes, coffeeshops are an alternate dimension of fuckery. Except most of the time, in my case, the fuckery in question was me. Storytime, fuckers. In 2016, a few months after losing my dad, I decided it was…

This is how I feel about everything I’ve ever made, software related or otherwise.

Sharing is caring. -Allēna

My cat children are so cute I had a fucking MELTDOWN today…

How are they so small??? And so good?? -Allēna

[mental fax machine noises intensify]

This has been Allēna and I approve this message. Jesus wept.

I cleaned up the body’s face, lol.

The facial hair was making me fucking dysphoric, so I took a razor to it and fixed it. Enjoy my very tired face. I certainly feel better now. Laz is agender and doesn’t give a flying fuck how the body looks, and Theo is masc but clean shaven himself. So this decision is a good…

A new painting for y’all!

Enjoy! -Allēna

Can you contact me in a timely manner? Sources say no.

The above post is silly but 100% accurate. I’m known for forgetting apps exist, and audible notifications literally jumpscare me. Your best hope to reach me in a timely manner is to astral project into my dreams. 🤣 My partners can confirm that. -Allēna

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