I swear to God the state of Wisconsin is bound and determined to make it as hard as possible for divorcées to get remarried.

Emerson and I have been on not one, but two wild goose chases to the courthouse to try and apply for our damn marriage license.

I keep seeing reasons for the six month waiting period like “it’s to keep families together” and “to make sure divorcées are making the right decision and not jumping into another marriage”.

Bitch, Emerson and I have been married in every way but legal for going on three years now. Just let us make it official without another fucking byzantine hoop to jump through.

Aaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

-Allēna