So I sent the group chat I have with Emerson and Zelda this interaction I had had in a witchy Facebook group. This is how it went down. I’m nicknamed Yakul in the chat, Emerson is responding here, but not labeled.

Why are we like this?? 🤣
-Allēna
Excellence and batshittery, done on purpose.
I’m Lazarus. I make art, music, poems, plays, and magic for the quiet, brilliant, broken ones. If that is you, welcome home. I adopt your kind.
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More about me here.
Please note that, with rare exceptions, any and all names mentioned in this blog are pseudonyms except our own. We want to be able to speak freely without doxxing anyone.

And to make it even funnier, I said it to Sheik, who immediately asked me if I was a potato.
When I asked her why, she said she would smash me.
How is that woman so damn smooth?!
-Allēna
Do I have some programming knowledge? Yes.
Could I get more? Yeah, if I wanted to and had the fucking patience, so on, and so forth.
Do I learn more when I want and need to? Absolutely.
Do I mostly just use what I have to play around and shitpost? OHHH, YEAHHH.
-Allēna
Here are some examples.













It has a mixture of classic Twitter and Tumblr energy so far. Fucking hilarious.
Not bad for something I stumbled into…
-Allēna
Here are a few examples. Images are from our Bluesky account because I joined by accident trying to make Bridgyfed work yesterday, lol.


Before the “chronically sick” shirt, they were wearing a shirt in headspace that was the same sort of thing, except with pink italicized text that read “want me to bone apple yeet you into the next life lmao”, whatever that means.
I think Lazarus may be the dumbest smart person I’ve ever met.
Sigh…
-Allēna
It was like that on Facebook and Shitter I mean, Twitter, before that, and it’ll be the same now and forever. Why the fuck not?
I’m having a blast 🤣
-Allēna



We hold very little sacred in this house.
-Allēna

My gut biome is fucked six ways from SUNDAY 🤣
-Allēna