The Secret Sorcerer Society
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Tag: memes

  • Thorn in Y’all’s Side

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    Ashley Halliwell
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    Soooo during today’s most recent round of Internet Foraging, I came across this dubious little gem… My internal medievalist, linguist, and my internal lack of gender are all screaming. Because, fortunately or unfortunately for everyone witnessing this beautiful piece of nonsense, this glorious character Þ is called a thorn, and it is actually pronounced like…

  • Slut Identification

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    Ashley Halliwell
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    I have no CLUE what kind of slut this is, r/Brisbane. All I know is that occasionally I relate to it in my soul. -Lazarus

  • Ooops, I Guess I Forgot To Sleep

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    Ashley Halliwell
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    …. Because I found this hilarious meme. But first, a Scenario. My mother, Hera: INTEGRATED??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SYSTEM INTEGRATED?!? THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!! Me, having just changed my name on Facebook to Lazarus: Thanks, frog meme people. Now, goodnight, hopefully. 🤣 Stay tuned for more magic! -Lazarus

  • The Trials and Tribulations of Caffeine

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    Ashley Halliwell
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    Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. Unfortunately, I think the caffeine pills I was taking were raising my blood pressure enough to give me chronic migraines again. My body is extremely weird. So caffeine, or at least THAT form of caffeine, is likely off the table. I had to take a migraine rescue med earlier today and…

  • Slow Day

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    Ashley Halliwell
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    Hey, everyone. Lazarus here. I’ve been up since roughly 5 AM after I woke myself up from a dead sleep attempting to explain to  aloud why Emerson in the dream had a habit of lingering in public spaces silently and menacingly and not much has happened after that, so today’s post will likely be pretty…

  • Bread and Circuses

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    Ashley Halliwell
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    Hey, everyone. Lazarus again. Recently Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook and owner of several other apps, completely took his mask off when it came to his views on the LGBTQ+ community, and announced that, in essence, hate speech and discrimination towards people in the LGBTQ+ community is completely okay and allowed on his platforms. Here’s…

  • Some Very Good News

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    Ashley Halliwell
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    SINNERS REJOICE! I, Lazarus, slept for approximately eight and a half hours and DIDN’T HAVE ANY NIGHTMARES THAT I CAN RECALL! Hell yeah! I’m also not super scrambled today so far, but I’ve been up for less than thirty minutes. LET’S ROCK TODAY, BITCHES (affectionate). I think I’m gonna go throw alllll of my newfound…

  • Unpacking

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    Ashley Halliwell
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    Hey, everyone. Lazarus here again. Today has been another slow day, but a productive one. The Zelda System is off of work today and it’s our day to hang out and relax, so we’ve been catching up on shows and things. It was much needed, seeing as I only got about five hours of sleep…

  • Down Every Rabbit Hole, Everywhere

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    Ashley Halliwell
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    Hey, everyone. Lazarus again, back once more with your daily dose of bullshit, hehe. It’s been a slow day so far, both in my brain and otherwise. If you guessed that insomnia is still sort of kicking my ass, you got it in one. But being tired can have its advantages, namely that it makes…

  • Episode YES: Insomnia Strikes Back

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    Ashley Halliwell
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    Hello, cherished mothers and fuckers. Lazarus here once more with your daily Des Moines Cropduster (context below, thanks, Theo). I thought this prompt looked interesting and I have a few responses for y’all. If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say? Here are my favorite contenders thus far: Ashley Halliwell’s Brainhole, New and…