Tag: polyamory

  • Well, I found out today that Zelda cheated on me. They’ve been summarily dumped.

    If you need me, I’ll be in a TV hole or asleep, probably. I’d be more upset about it except that I’ve been over the bullshit for a long time. This has been the latest in the long string of utter nonsense. I don’t have the spoons to be all that pissed anymore.

    -Allēna

  • Tiniest behaviors.

    Watching Suits with this pretty baby 💛 -Allēna

  • I’m a little late for Star Wars day, but one of my partners made this and I love it.

    -Allēna

    #UsPol #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWarsDay #FuckTrump #polyamory

  • He took the drugs and the drugs are working.

    Happy 36th birthday to this bung on the left.

    -Allēna

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  • Fun times with adorable man.

    My spouse: cuddles up to me.

    My spouse: unconsciously grabs my cunt.

    My spouse: “I love youuuuuu~”

    -Allēna

    #ariesseason #adorable #tinybehavior #love #relationships #polyamory #wtf #springfever #lovequotes

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  • “Be his peace” oh no, fuck that.

    Honey, fuckers like me are why stress induced cardiomyopathy exists. But gods, will he have a good time….

    -Allēna

    #chaosgremlin #relationships #actuallyautistic #actuallyAudhd #polyamory #sorcery #gremlinry

  • Doom Guy created this glorious edit of a gender meme.

    If this isn’t us coming out as plural, unclockable multigender fucks, I don’t know what is.

    Image description: text on the upper left panel reads “I wish I was’t”, followed by an image of a skull with an abnormally small sized brain inside of it on the right side.

    The next text panel down on the left reads “I can just”, followed by an image of a human head with a brain with neurons firing on the right side.

    The second to last text panel panel down on the left reads “I always was [redacted]”, followed by an image of a human head with a glowing brain inside of it.

    The final text panel on the bottom left of the image reads “destroy capitalism”, followed by an image of a human head with a brain inside of it emitting rays of light on the bottom right. (end description)

    -Allēna

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  • I was weed-free and hungry for the first time in the better part of two weeks today.

    So Emerson got me a surprise – a birria burrito with a horchata. It was delicious. He’s so sweet to me. Unfortunately, our polycule’s lemon of a car is back in the fucking shop because it is misbehaving again, so there are no in person adventures to be had for the time being. However, my hunger means that I’m likely finally getting over this bullshit for good, whatever it is. I’m glad to have my fucking appetite back.

    -Allēna

  • I ate part of another eldritch cookie 🤣🤣

    Knocked me out cold for the better part of 12 hours straight, and I binge watched more Gossip Girl before passing out. What a fluffy shitshow. It was my night alone, and all in all, it wasn’t a bad way to spend it.

    I’m off to get lunch with Zelda and Emerson in a few. If I have spoons later, there’ll be more posts!

    -Allēna

  • Can you contact me in a timely manner? Sources say no.

    The above post is silly but 100% accurate. I’m known for forgetting apps exist, and audible notifications literally jumpscare me.

    Your best hope to reach me in a timely manner is to astral project into my dreams. 🤣

    My partners can confirm that.

    -Allēna