Nice.
-Allēna
Tag: Shitpost
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So Laz crafted this during an errand the other day.
and I took it a step further and uploaded this absolutely accursed design to our ancient Redbubble shop because fuck it, why not. We live in a hellscape.
Get this design on any number of products. I dare you.
-Allēna
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Wellllll I was in the ER all night.
The poor providers were in the weeds and it turns out I have a UTI of some kind, so I got antibiotics and some sleep. I also shitposted all night because poor sweet Emerson was more tired than I was and therefore I had to keep watch.
So have this bullshit I posted to announce to the world that I was in the ER:
This whole “unexamined fingers” BS revives a post I made back in the elder days of 2017 when I was in Mormon college and equally insleepriated riffing off of the quote “the unexamined life is not worth living”.
I like to think I’m funny 🤣
Goodnight, sweet world. I’m probably gonna crash (again).
-Allēna
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I am tired and require caffeine or sleep. Just not like this.
Just Black Coffee Group Chat Discussions. -Allēna #shitpost #ibs #disabilities #coffeelover #williammckinley
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Hell, I already should be dead enough times over, lol…
Why is this a stunt that some person would pull at my funeral without me having to ask…? -Allēna #shitpost #revenant #zombie
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Hmm. There is potential here.
I REALLY should start posting life drama updates like I am some kind of war correspondent 🤣🤣 -Allēna
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An idea:
1970 Boatel (custom) ✅
Nine hundred and twenty (920) weather radios ✅
Chaos on the Mississippi River outside Eagan, MN on any given Wednesday ✅✅✅✅
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Inspiration…
How the eff it feels sometimes. I’m too tired to know where half of my ideas even COME from, they just hit me over the head with the poetic bonk stick and I compulsively HAVE to write them down. -Allēna #poetry #inspiration #channeling #amwriting #manifestation #automaticwriting #NEISvoid
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[on the main stage at the healthy communication convention]
Me: hi, everyone. My name’s Lēna. I’m doing fine today. I’m not mad at anything at all-
[I am immediately booed offstage with cries of “fake idgafer”, “I’ve read your work”, and at least two (2) rotten tomatoes]
