Tuxie baby got her nails clipped tonight, and this sums up her feelings on the subject.

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-Castor
#catsoffediverse #CatsOfMastodon #meme #photography #Shitpost #tiny #Tuxedocat


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-Castor
#catsoffediverse #CatsOfMastodon #meme #photography #Shitpost #tiny #Tuxedocat


It is making me cackle that this photo looks like a damn mug shot π€£
-AllΔna
People tend to act like this when they see me:




Meanwhile I’m like this for years:

Do I ever figure it out? Occasionally. Does my brain shit a sideways brick first. Almost always.
YAY, emotions!
-AllΔna
So I had a dream last night that a very hot man who was originally from New Zealand spoke to me in his native accent and it sort of broke my brainhole.
I crafted this Commemorative Shitpost to celebrate it.

Poor sexy Kiwi man in my dream. If you’re out there, you ruptured me. I’m sorry.
-Lazarus

And to make it even funnier, I said it to Sheik, who immediately asked me if I was a potato.
When I asked her why, she said she would smash me.
How is that woman so damn smooth?!
-AllΔna