Open Sorcery is the world of Lazarus Halliwell.

Excellence and batshittery, done on purpose.

I’m Lazarus. I make art, music, poems, plays, and magic for the quiet, brilliant, broken ones. If this is you, welcome home. I adopt your kind.

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More about me here.

Please note that, with rare exceptions, any and all names mentioned in this blog are pseudonyms except our own. We want to be able to speak freely without doxxing anyone.

Me, at nearly 2:30 AM, wiggling and humming the guitar line from “Fortunate Son” :

🎶Get your shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots. Get your shongles shit today🎶

Me: TROPICAL BLUE TASTES LIKE POOP. IT ALWAYS TASTES LIKE P-P-P-POOP

[hardest imaginary bass drop ever recorded]

-Allēna

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